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Tuesday, July 01, 2014

SO, WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers butt
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington.
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a littleover a half hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company. (Updated - SOLD TO THE US!!!!)
18.We don't marry our kin-folk.
19. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
20. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
21. A Canadian invented Superman.
22. We have coloured money.
23. Our beer advertisments kick butt
24. Coffee Crisp
25. We don't bomb our allies
26. Our elections only take one day
27. We invented zambonis

BUT MOST IMPORTANT:

28. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.

I AM CANADIAN!!!

Click here for a powerpoint presentation from Canada!
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*Thanks, Auntie 'M'

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