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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Marriage In Your Nineties!

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
 
 Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
 The pharmacist answers "Yes."
 
 Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
 Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
 
 Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
 Pharmacist: "All kinds."
 
 Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
 Pharmacist: "Definitely."
 
 Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
 Pharmacist: "Of course."
 
 Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
 Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
 
 Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
 Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
 
 Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
 Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
 
 Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal Registry." 

*Thanks, Andy

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