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Monday, October 31, 2005

The 12 days of Halloween


Happy Halloween

On the first day of Halloween my best friend gave to me.
A boney witches knee.

On the second day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the third day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the fourth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the fifth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the sixth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the seventh day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the eighth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Eight ghosts a flying,
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the ninth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Nine monsters dancing,
Eight ghosts a flying,
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the tenth day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Ten bats a hanging,
Nine monsters dancing,
Eight ghosts a flying,
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the eleventh day of Halloween, my best friend gave to me.
Eleven Trick-or-treaters,
Ten bats a hanging,
Nine monsters dancing,
Eight ghosts a flying,
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

On the twelfth day of Halloween my best friend gave to me.
Twelve Jack-o-lanterns,
Eleven Trick-or-treaters,
Ten bats a hanging,
Nine monsters dancing,
Eight ghosts a flying,
Seven witches cooking,
Six ghouls a dancing,
Five haunted houses,
Four vampires biteing,
Three pumpkins growing,
Two bats a flying,
And a boney witches knee.

Fire Hydrant

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

*Thanks, Daryn!

Good Advice From My Advisary!


Don't Drink and Fly!

*Thanks, Daryn!

New Transportation


With gas prices going up, I had to purchase a new form of transportation...

Cow-Asaki
"Cow-Asaki"

*Thanks, Auntie 'M'!

Native Woman Assasin


The CIA had an opening for a female assassin. After all the background checks, interviews & testing were done, there were3 women finalists... a white woman, an black woman and a Cree Indian woman.

For the final test, the CIA agent took the White woman & handed her a gun...

We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Kill him." The White woman said, "You can't be serious. I could n ever shoot my husband." The agent said, "Then you're not the right woman for this job. Take your husband and go home"

The Black woman, was given the same instruction. She took the gun & went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then she came out with tears in her eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my husband". The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your husband and go home."

Finally, it was the Cree Indian woman's turn. She was given the same instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun & went into the room. Shots were heard... one shot after the other. They heard SCREAMING, CRASHING, AND BANGING ON THE WALLS. After a few minutes, all was quiet,the door opened slowly and there stood the Cree Indian woman.She wiped the sweat fromher brow.... "This gun is loaded with blanks!! she said. "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."


*Thanks, Daryn!

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween


The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween3

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

The Best Pet Costumes For Halloween

*Thanks, Vilija!

New View Of Hurricane Wilma


New View Of Hurricane Wilma

*Thanks, Auntie 'M'

Halloween Humour


Happy Halloween


An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.

When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go out like that!"

She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"

Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.

The old woman says, "You're going out like that?" and he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.


*Thanks, Auntie 'M'!

Tattoos likely to cause future regret...


Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Tattoos likely to cause future regret

Fact or Crap?


Fact or Crap?®


When it was first launched, the Walkman® was called the Soundabout.







Fact! It was introduced to the U.S. market as Soundabout, the English market as Stowaway, and the Australian market as Freestyle. Sony founder Akio Morita was skeptical about using a combination of English words in the Japanese marketplace, but the idea took off quickly—so quickly that the Oxford English Dictionary officially made Walkman an English word in 1986.


SONY Soundabout

Flaming Bag Of Poo!



Click here.

*Thanks, Daryn! :O)

Monitor Screen Cleaners


Screen Cleaner!Screen Cleaner!Screen Cleaner!Screen Cleaner!Screen Cleaner!Screen Cleaner!

*Thanks, Auntie 'M'!

You Heard It Here First!


Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time. But are we sure they're blinking? Maybe they're winking!


This one blinks with both eyes!
This one blinks with both eyes!

Ghost Car

READ THE STORY FIRST BEFORE YOU OPEN THE VIDEO

---Strange but interesting---

This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car,like a ghostly white mist.

They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot.The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of car then following it along the road....Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist?

You decide.
If you listen to the ad you'll even hear the cameraman whispering the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy.

*Thanks, Auntie 'M'

The attraction to Wicca


WICCA

Study of unique religion boosts this believer's sense of self

Dauna Ditson
The Regina Sun
October 30, 2005

While youngsters are collecting candy on Halloween dressed as scary witches and goblins, modern-day witches – called Wiccans – will be celebrating the dead.

Tammy, a Wiccan who asked that her last name not be revealed because she "hasn't fully come out of the broom-closet yet," said she and her coven – a congregation of Wiccans – will welcome Samhain, the day of the dead, with a ceremony in remembrance of their ancestors.

People who aren't familiar with pagan spirituality often have misconceptions of what Wicca is, said Tammy. Contrary to pop culture, Wiccans do not serve, or even believe in, the devil, demons, or hell, she said, although they do believe in gods.

All religions worship the same divine being, but have their own ways of interpreting that being, Tammy said. Because of those differences, she said "I would feel uncomfortable if a Christian was praying for my soul."

Tammy uses magic. In her opinion, performing spells is no creepier than praying, because it's just asking a spiritual power for help, she said. Tammy said she does a variety of spells, including spells for healing, protection, fertility, and money.

Wiccans are very cautious with their spells, she pointed out. They are not allowed to use magic to hurt others or themselves. As well, she never does spells on other people without their permission, she said.

Many Wiccans believe their actions have karma-like consequences. Magic done to others comes back three times stronger on the one who performed the spell, Tammy explained. Because spells can have consequences, Tammy said, "you have to make sure know what you want before you ask for it."

Tammy's described a situation during which her fellow Wiccans' magic go out of control. Several individual Wiccans performed weather spells on a hot summer day, she said, asking for relief from the heat. But because so many of them did the spell, thinking they were doing it on their own, the spells backfired caused a big storm, Tammy said.

Because she never knows exactly what will happen, Tammy said she prefers to avoid the more controversial spells like those for weather or love. Tammy described herself as quite a skeptical person, but added that she's experienced magic "one too many times to not believe."

For example, after her friend did a fertility spell, the woman because pregnant with twins. And after Tammy did a spell on her husband, he got the promotion she asked for, she said.

Tammy grew up as a Roman Catholic and went to church with her grandparents. When she was around 12 or 13, she said she stopped going to church because no one could answer her questions. Around this time, Tammy said she because curious about the occult and the supernatural world. After studying many religions, Tammy decided to become a Wiccan 10 years ago.

Wicca is a form of pagan spirituality that involves worshiping a god and goddess, celebrating nature and the seasons, and taking care of the earth, she explained. Wiccans honour their god and goddess when they perform acts like composting, feeding the birds, and volunteering in the community. While recognizing the elements of fire, water, earth, air, and spirit, Tammy summoned air, and said suddenly "it was like somebody put the air-conditioning on."

She said her experiences while worshipping vary. For example, sometimes she sees a lady in white, feels someone holding her hands, or just feels there's a presence near her. Tammy said she appreciates being part of a coven because talking with others helps validate her own experiences. "It makes you feel better because then you don't think you're crazy," she said.

Tammy said she enjoys how empowering Wicca is and feels more in control of her life since discovering her spiritual side.

"I have more of a sense of myself", she said, explaining that being Wiccan has improved her self-esteem because now she has a supernatural support system.


Pentacle


To connect with local Wiccans, visit:
http://groups.msn.com/saskawitch or
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/saskamoon

Canada To Invade Mars


Canada announces plans to invade Mars with weather station acclimatized to freezing temperatures, lack of intelligent life. Station was tested in Winnipeg, so scientists confidently assured it will work...


Winterpeg
"Winterpeg"

Whose Been Eating My Sushi!!??


Whose been Eating my Sushi!!??

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Daylight Savings Time Ends

Daylight Savings End For You.. Not here in Saskatoon, tho... We never change!

Hope you enjoyed your one more hour of sleep!!! Put yer clock back, eh?

Daylight Savings Time Ends Today

TROY - Here We Go Again!


Is life as we know it just one big joke?

TROY TROY TROY TROY TROY TROY TROY

To Be Continued...


Funny Fotos


Tiger Hug

Don't Turn Yer Head

Teddy in the sky

Listen, Man!

Unwilling Groom

Eating Puppies

Dog Spy

Brave Cat?

baby Foot

Ah-Nold - Before and after

*Thanks, Auntie 'M'!